When walking the walk the intern is such a slouch

In his faux-french accent the SFD editor-at-large queries the intern:

– What is your rank?

Intern at SFD headquarters.

– And your offical number?


The Swarovski jewel-handled SFD office phone is ringing.

– What are you waiting for, intern? Approve it!

Intern is taking up the phone, his palms and fingers aching because of the spiky glass jewels:

I’m the SFD intern and I approve this call.

The SFD editor-at-large mumbles while leaving the office to catch some gefilte fish for lunch:

– Good, keep that faith—-

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